MOGIES!

The Korean word for mosquitoes is “mo-gi.” This is what my kids shout when they lunge out of their seats to try to squash the pesky little fucks with whatever they can find – sometimes using only their hands. Obviously this can be a little disruptive, and I always tell the children to ignore the blood-sucking asswipes. They tell me they /have/ to kill the mogies, because if you get bitten by one, your brain can swell up and you could die. Yeah, right. (I found out a few weeks later that /is/ a possibility, and it’s from the mogies in Japan.) But then when they’re enjoying “pleasure time,” they completely ignore the bugs.